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The Crafty Farmers

Sex in the Shower

Sex in the Shower

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Sex in the Shower

Get a little fruity, a little flirty, and a whole lot fabulous!

Who says your shower routine has to be boring? Our Sex in the Shower handmade lotion bar brings a playful twist to everyday skincare with a juicy, mouthwatering blend of sweet fruits and creamy vanilla. The name might make you blush, but the fragrance will have you coming back for more!

Bright, zesty orange kicks things off with a refreshing citrus burst, while juicy cherry and luscious peach bring a sweet, irresistible fruity twist. Tropical pineapple adds a splash of sunshine, and smooth vanilla rounds everything out with a warm, creamy sweetness. It's vibrant, cheerful, and just the right amount of naughty!

Handcrafted in small batches by The Crafty Farmers, our Sex in the Shower solid lotion bar combines beeswax, shea butter, cocoa butter, and coconut oil in a convenient alternative to traditional bottled lotions. Perfect for anyone who loves juicy, fruity fragrances, a little cheeky humor, and making their everyday routine a whole lot more fun!

Scent Profile:

  • Orange: Bright, zesty, and refreshingly citrusy

  • Cherry: Sweet, juicy, and playful

  • Peach: Luscious, fruity, and soft

  • Pineapple: Tropical, vibrant, and sunshine-inspired

  • Vanilla: Smooth, creamy, and warmly sweet

Why You'll Love It:

  • Handcrafted in small batches

  • Made with beeswax, shea butter, cocoa butter, and coconut oil

  • Convenient solid lotion that's easy to apply without a bottle

  • A juicy, playful fragrance blending citrus, cherry, peach, pineapple, and vanilla

  • A cheeky, conversation-starting gift for anyone with a sense of humor

Handmade with love, from our farmhouse to yours.

How to Use:

Warm the lotion bar between your hands or rub it directly onto your skin. Your body heat softens the oils and butters, allowing you to massage them into your skin.

Please Note: Each lotion bar is individually handmade, so colors and appearances may vary slightly. Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight and excessive heat.

Ingredients: Beeswax, Shea Butter, Cocoa Butter, Coconut Oil, and Fragrance Oil

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